But let’s not lose all our reason here and think Melania is a downtrodden woman.
It may be a marriage for the sake of appearances but Mrs Trump knew what she was signing up for when she agreed to be his wife.
So no, we should not feel sorry for a woman like Melania.
Instead we should be thanking her for taking a hit for the team by marrying him and, in the process, potentially saving all of us from being “grabbed by the p***y”.
And with that, from all us nasty women across the globe, thanks Melania. He’s all yours . . .